Friday, December 16, 2005

Oh! Come on! You know BB did it!

OK Ok...I'm trying to stop laughing at the idea of a big yellow bird beating a jogger with a candlestick but the mental image just won't leave my mind.

At the home of Big Bird, or really the actor he stands in the suit, the butler is accused of beating a jogger to death, dragging her to the shed and leaving her there for authorities to find after a missing person report was filed by her husband. The caretaker says he accidently hit the woman with his car, panicked and hid the body...but that doesn't explain why her pants were found around her ankles.

Oh Thank God for weekends!

I'm just so tired of working. Why doesn't someone do my job and give me the money for it?

I think I may go join New York's strike just for the hell of it - I'll either get severance or back pay...and all I have to do is hold a sign! Where's my plane ticket?

I just saw on Eonline where I'm going to miss the premier of True Hollywood Story - Home Improvement. I loved that show! Don't get the twenty channel package from your cable provider! It doesn't totally suck for the HBO and Showtime channels I have but those are the only good channels besides the traffic channel.