I had a nightmare that this was a big deal

I understand there is one shirt made just for me. It has an arrow pointing up and reads, "My eyes are up here."

Abercrombie and Fitch is going to see more sales with the controversy over their new line of baby-tees that have what are being called slutty slogans in the headlight area.

What is the big deal with the "Attitude Tees"? The thing is, shirts like these have been around for awhile. It's been the style to wear something midriff with something extremely stupid across the chest since I've been in highschool. I've been wearing what I call stupid shirts for awhile. I even wear cookie monster and I'm not even college age anymore.

One slogan from the store's new line: "Who needs a brain when you have these." Yeah, maybe a little across the line but I don't have to buy it, you don't either, nor does Ann down the street. However, Paris may invest because she believes it to be a true statement about herself, rather than just a cute tee. That's hot.

Here's the bottom line: guys, go for the teens pushing the boycott. The girls who refuse to wear something that they believe degrades their character, then you actually have some work to do before you get a date. If you want a freebie? Well, shop at Abercrombie.