Oh! Come on! You know BB did it!

OK Ok...I'm trying to stop laughing at the idea of a big yellow bird beating a jogger with a candlestick but the mental image just won't leave my mind.

At the home of Big Bird, or really the actor he stands in the suit, the butler is accused of beating a jogger to death, dragging her to the shed and leaving her there for authorities to find after a missing person report was filed by her husband. The caretaker says he accidently hit the woman with his car, panicked and hid the body...but that doesn't explain why her pants were found around her ankles.