Thursday, August 18, 2005

Too Good for Ty?

All baseball fanatics and card collecters have added the Augusta protesters to their hitlists.

City Commissioners thought, "Let's do something to remember a baseball legend." So they voted to rename an Augusta baseball field to Ty Cobb Field. In case you're clueless: he's the baseball player who spent most of his career looking like a racist biggot who stayed drunk 99% of the time, loved the ladies and suffered from impotency.

At any rate the Ty-haters protested the idea and now the field will not be renamed.

Despite is extremely crude attitude, which in a sick way is histarical, he's is a major player in baseball's history, not so much the game.

So here is a message from Cobb's grave to the pricks in Augusta:

You G**D***ed piece of s***s! I paid you m***** f****** taxes, remembered you on my death certificate, and gave people a reason to go visit your sorry asses! You think you're too good for the Cobb but I will tell you son this will come back to haunt you to your very living grave! G**D***** I need a drink, somebody get me some whiskey and a smoke!