Friday, September 30, 2005

TGIF

Is it just one of those days or what??

Moving day is ahead and I'm dreading it. Not much sleep to be had when you get up at 1:45 AM and then work until 6pm and THEN have to go pack crap up at your house and find stuff you didn't know you had. Maybe I'm not so much dreading it but ready for Sunday to get here so I can sleep some!

Despite sleep deprivation, two cars on the mend, no rental truck and the battle of the moving head hunters (AKA family members), my day and week isn't dreadfully horrible because without Madonna it would be. And it gets better! The former maiden of the music industry (we can safely say she's passed on her "specialties" to Brittney), has written a song about (insert pregnant pause here) Kaballah.

No the red string tied into a knot around your wrist and sold for $20 each is not enough.

According to FOXNews 411, this is her attempt to stay ahead of the music game...

How well did her last album sell?

This is like watching Madonna try to fit herself into a toilet and still try to reach the handle. Either that or she knows that she will always have the money of those who live in million dollar homes in California, more specifically Los Angeles, make their living manipulating the tabloids so their agents can get more acting jobs for them when they shouldn't be in any film industry and don't know they can go to the local fabric store to buy a piece of red string to tie around their wrist for a bargain of less than $.25!

Remember when Madonna started the yoga fad? (Keep in mind, Madonna has started every fad since she came out with "Like a Virgin") I remember when she started this Kaballah fad around 1997 and thinking, "Dear God, this is Yoga gone bad!"

Ooooh...I hope she doesn't think to start bridge jumping as a trend...certainly China's population would decrease significantly not to mention everybody along the western coast of the United States! It would be the biggest mass suicide since that freak who said the commet behind Mars was Jesus in a taxi!