Helicopter does nothing

Authorities take a helicopter and search for a body in Aruba. Not like they can see a body from a helicopter but instead using a equipment to detect a body. Results: no actual body is on the island or the equipment didn't work.

At the same time, Aruban authorities in all their glory are defending waiting so long to search the homes of Juran van der Sloot. A friend of the teen's dad doesn't even want the case because he's too close to the judicial official. That leaves what person willing to person willing to prosecute, now? Van der Sloot will have strings pulled for him that he will never know about. Actually, he's probably betting on those, or did at the casino with his Surinamese brother-buddies when they saw her (Juran -- Urine -- and Natalee were chatting on the Internet before her trip to meet her fate so this is probably premeditated).

Thanks to authorities for allowing the 17-year-old to take advantage of your system and clean up any evidence that could link him to any harm against Natalee Holloway.

Meanwhile, you have "daddy judge" filing a motion to see his son. That will pass, don't fear.

Next, you have the lawyers representing the three suspects asking for the evidence. That will be ruled on today. I believe they should have the evidence. Maybe then we will get some answers as to what is going on with this "search" for a missing high school graduate.

TomKat to take the plunge...

Message to all men: this is what a midlife crisis looks like.

Wish them the best of luck with America's high divorce rates, they're celebrities; as with all stars, hardly any marriage is expected to last so I'll just say good luck.

Actually, after seeing Cruise's behavior lately, I'm grossed out. You don't make out with your girlfriend in front of every camera available. You do that at home, leaving the tapes under lock and key. If you don't understand why, go talk to Paris.