TomKat to take the plunge...

Message to all men: this is what a midlife crisis looks like.

Wish them the best of luck with America's high divorce rates, they're celebrities; as with all stars, hardly any marriage is expected to last so I'll just say good luck.

Actually, after seeing Cruise's behavior lately, I'm grossed out. You don't make out with your girlfriend in front of every camera available. You do that at home, leaving the tapes under lock and key. If you don't understand why, go talk to Paris.